Peter talks in his sleep

So... Peter talks in his sleep.  Here are my favorite conversations:

P: "mumble mumble mumble"

J: (not sure if he's asleep or really saying something), "What?"

P: (Slightly annoyed and enunciating very clearly), "I SAID, we will keep on researching even if other people... DON'T."

*****

P: "Your hair is everywhere!"

J: "Huh?  My hair is in a ponytail on the other side of the bed from you."

P: "I mean, just in general... you have a lot of hair!"

*****

P: "The lenses... the lenses," as he is waving his arms in front of himself.

J: "What?"

P: (Clearly exasperated at me) "Ugh, never mind, it's too hard to explain!" (He then harumphs and rolls over)

*****

The best part is he has absolutely no recollection of these conversations the next morning!  I guess I'm lucky he sticks to sleep talking and not sleep walking!

What is the craziest thing you've done in your sleep?

(Yes, I got his permission before posting this)